Wednesday, June 19, 2013
THE LEMON DROPS: 6/19/2013: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SUE!!!
The Lemon Drops are birthday flavored this week in honor of one of my favorite people in the fandom and on the planet, Sue! The betafairy, aka SueBee0619, has worked her magic wand on some of the best stories around, and has merped her way into the hearts of everyone who knows her. I couldn't get Edward in her bed, so I’m settling for the next best thing- multiple scenarios with Edward in her uh, … head. ;) Love you, Sue, Happy birthday! Now let’s get to unwrapping!
Life Begins at 40 by Louise Lewin
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9339836/1/Life-Begins-at-40
O/S for A Jasper For Me. On the eve of Bella's fortieth birthday, her friends take her to Las Vegas. While there, she meets a young male stripper, Edward Masen, who may be just what she's been missing. Along with his Texan friend, can Edward show Bella life really can begin at forty? Some slash. ExB, ExBxJ, MA. Fiction M - Romance - Bella & Edward - Words: 7,312
Better than Birthday Cake by muggleinlove
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4505230/1/Better-than-Birthday-Cake
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a chef that just opened his new restaurant with his life-long best friend, Bella. All Human, includes Chef Edward. Fiction M - Romance/Friendship - Edward & Bella -Words: 2,041
Boys of Summer by Rochelle Allison
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5194972/1/Boys-of-Summer
Bella's sixteenth birthday is made perfect by a kiss from a beautiful boy, but then she doesn't see him again for three years. Does he even remember her? Surfers and secret kisses! Fiction M - Romance/Drama - Bella & Edward - Words: 6,759
Feel You from the Inside by hottygurl17
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6836108/1/Feel_You_from_the_Inside
It's Bella's 18th birthday & Alice decides they need to celebrate. What happens when the night starts out as playful teenage adolescence & ends up in raw unadulterated lust? It'll be a night to remember, that Bella is sure to never forget. OOC/A Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella & Edward - Words: 13,087
When in Venice by Packy 2.0
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7997978/1/When_In_Venice
Edward and Bella have known each other most of their lives and he finally decides it's time for the next step in their relationship. What B believes is just a few days in Venice for her birthday turns out to be E's big shot at forever. Will she accept? Fiction M - Romance - Edward & Bella - Words: 14,176
Sunday, June 16, 2013
Meet the Poll - What we're reading in TLS this week:
Each week we share with you what we are reading and enjoying. The following
made the top of our lists last week. Please help us determine which 5 of
these will be featured as fics of the week, next week, by choosing FIVE
from the poll on the right!
CLICK HERE TO BE DIRECTED TO THE FLASH FIC FRIDAY POST
All The Mistakes by Bpik-rec'd by Mizzez Pattinson
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9034794/1/All-The-Mistakes
After Bella catches Jacob cheating, her life falls apart. A one night
stand with an unexpected stranger leads to another chance at love. But
what happens when secrets from his past haunt her? Can she learn to
forgive? And most importantly, trust? B/E Rated M
Bear Creek Road by Jonesn-rec'd by Mizzez Pattinson/Nic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9288819/1/Bear-Creek-Road
He smelled nice, I noticed, not that I was blatantly breathing him in,
even though I totally was – blatantly. All soap and sawdust from a slab
of freshly cut lumber. All man. Introducing Beardward. AH Rated M
Caught Looking by Marvar-rec'd by Evilnat
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8206649/1/Caught-Looking
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else. To ignore
your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights. And then one
day, it's not enough. A story about finding love when you're not even
looking. You just get caught. Rated M
Dear Bella by Lellabeth-rec'd by Chocaholic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9314616/1/
December 22 is the only day I let myself think of you. I don't know if you remember, but I'd do anything to forget. Rated M
Follow the Sun by MissWinkles-rec'd by Evilnat
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8522710/1/Follow-The-Sun
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your
heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because
tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B.
Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love. Rated M
Love Ink by Mustlovertp-rec'd by Hoodfabulous/Jenn Granat
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6981957/1/Love-Ink
After a tragic accident 5 yrs ago, she never thought she'd see him
again-let alone be loved by him, inked by him... Rated M for Language
& Lemons Tattward/AH/ Rated M
Never Said I Didn't by Purelyamuse-rec'd by Nic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9344781/1/Never-Said-I-Didn-t
Edward is finally ready to play ball, but is Bella? Is it too late? The
bases are loaded. He's just waiting for Bella to give him the signal to
run. EPOV, Human, HS, Light Angst. Rated M
One-Night Stand in Locked-Down London by Blueissoul-rec'd by LayatHomeMom/Nic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9290753/1/One-Night-Stand-in-Locked-Down-London
A disinterested, paranoid girl. A wealthy journalist with only one thing
on his mind. Too much alcohol. A serial killer on the loose. Here's the
problem with a one-night stand in locked-down London. Rated M
Reason for Living by RobzBeanie-rec'd by Sunflower Fanfiction
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8978002/1/Reason-For-Living
A man who just wants to live and a woman who forgot how to live. Can
they be what the other needs to survive? Recluse Bella gets a surprise
when she answers her door. Rated C for Cheekyward. AH Rated M
Sanctuary by Cosmogirl7481-rec'd by Jaime Arkin/Nic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9322425/1/Sanctuary
God had different plans. Change was inevitable. But it wouldn't come to
me in the way I expected. Rated M for language and adult themes. Rated M
Terroir by Thimbles-rec'd by Evilnat
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9068422/1/Terroir
Isabella Swan uproots her life on a whim, moving halfway around the
world in search of something more. Perhaps she will find what she's
looking for in the neatly laid rows of Cullen Family Wines' Hunter
Valley vineyard. Sometimes, it is the grafted vine that produces the
more vigorous growth. Rated M
The Debt by Ta Paixao-rec'd by Alliz/Nic
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9339195/1/The-Debt
Juniors in college, Bella and Edward live together under a tense
agreement. They aren't exactly friends - not anymore - but Edward has a
debt to pay and a promise to keep. Edward will get his chance at
redemption... Rated for all sorts of adult content. EPOV. Rated M
Troika by Mortissues-rec'd by Susan Q Susan
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9332530/1/Troika
Waking up, not matter how long it takes, should be a wonderful thing.
Powerful and liberating. Like emerging from the chrysalis. I should have
known it wouldn't be like that for me. Rated M
Where Roads Converge by FluffyLiz-rec'd by Twilover76
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9061275/1/Where-Roads-Converge
A homeless boy, hitch-hiking in the snow, a woman on her own, running
from an abusive relationship. Is she crazy to stop, or are their paths
destined to cross? Can this mismatched pair find succour and salvation
together, or will their pasts intrude and drive them apart? AH, rated M
Wisps of Imperfection by M. M. Kaur-rec'd by Sunflower Fanfiction
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7824540/1/Wisps-of-Imperfection
She's his mother's classmate. She's reserved, quiet, and alone. What
really intrigues him are the tattoos and that red bandana she's always
wearing. Rated M
Saturday, June 15, 2013
The TLS Angst Contest: Now accepting entries and we've increased our word max!
TLS is proud to announce the 2013 TLS Angst Contest
Want all the last minute details? Follow us on twitter for updates: @TLSAngstContest
Also tune into twitter and follow us to play the #NameThatAngstyFic contest each week, where we post an angsty excerpt from one of our favorite ansty fics and you tweet your guess as to which fic it belongs to, to get points! The participant with the most points at the end of our contest run (July 30) will receive an
award banner for the most angsty answers!
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"He doesn't burn for you, the way that I do. You'd fade away," he repeated again.
The Blessing and The Curse by TheBlackArrow
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You remember all the great stories that had you biting your nails, pulling your hair, screaming obscenities and switching positions, as you read through the angst, right? We do too, which is why we're here, asking you write us a one-shot that will tear us down, rip us apart and sew us back up with love and a lemon.
Although love no requirement, nor is an HEA, lemons are never negotiable here,
this is The Lemonade Stand.
Judges:
VampsHaveLaws
Rose Arcadia
Jaxon22
Mamasutra
Runtagua
Validators: PAWsPeaches, Twilover76, Ed Mazin, SixDlb5, Surething302
Banner Team: The Amazing Betti Gefecht made our promo banner above, All Awards Banners will be made by the lovely Soapy Mayhem and the 1st place Best Angst story gets their own story banner made by TypoKween!
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IMPORTANT DATES
June 15 – July 30: submissions accepted
August 14 - 27: Public voting is open
September 2: Winners will be announced
AWARD CATEGORIES - 15 Awards and counting!
Best Angst - 1st, 2nd, 3rd & Honorable Mentions
People's Choice
Judges Picks- Five Judges
Best Lemon
Best Non-Canon
Best Slash
Best HEA
Special Categories TBA
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ENTRIES
Entries should be in Word format and emailed to AngstContestTLS@gmail.com
ENTRY HEADER TEMPLATE:
(Format for each entry should be in Word Doc format and this header should be used as a
template for each submission)
Author name:
Email Address:
FFN profile page link:
Word Count:
Pairing:
Title of Story:
Story Summary:
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RULES:
Must have a valid ffn account.
This contest is open to 18 and older only please.
All entries should be rated M and include a lemon.
Entry should portray angst.
Length requirements: Minimum 3K words – Maximum 15K words.
Any Twilight pairing, is welcome, All worlds welcome.
If your pairing will give the story away, please include at least one Twilight character in your summary.
Your story must contain a summary. Summaries and Disclaimers will not count towards word requirements.
Absolutely no scenes depicting incest, rape or pedophilia. HOWEVER, we do understand that these things may have happened to your characters, which is acceptable, the acts just may not be depicted.
Submissions are anonymous. Please make sure you do all that you can, to keep it this way, until winners are announced.
Collaborations are welcome, but if you enter your story as collaboration you may not enter a personal submission and vice versa.
Since we pride ourselves in promoting quality fics at TLS, submissions must be beta'd. If you do not use a beta, please ensure that your spelling and grammar are acceptable or your entry will be returned to you with a request that it be beta'd.
Please feel free to promote the contest (facebook, twitter, tumblr, ffn, adf, twilighted, whereever you choose) but please do not give hints as to which entry is yours. This means that you may announce that you've entered the contest but you cannot disclose which entry is yours.
Please do not include any beta or pre-reader names. Please make sure that any pre-readers or betas aren't biased with reviews or leak which story is yours, this could lead to disqualification.
Once your entries are received, you will receive a reply letting you know that our team is verifying your story. Our team of validators will evaluate them to make sure all of the requirements have been met. When your submission is cleared for entry, it will be posted to this account, within 3 days of transmittal. Entries will be anon until the winners are revealed.
Any entries with sensitive subject matter should include a disclaimer in the summary. Disclaimers and summaries are not considered in the word count requirements.
You may not post your entry to your account until after August 15th or winners are announced, whichever comes last.
QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE:
Q: Can I continue my one-shot?
A: Absolutely! We hope that you do!
Q: I was wondering if it has to be a full on lemon? or can it be a little snippet?
A: Well, I do understand that a lot of you will want to continue your one-shots after this contest and we truly hope that you will. The most simple answer I have is as long as some type of penetration or form of sex occurs, we are good. You can save the full-on lemon for remaining chapters but we would like for your characters to explore each other in some way, sexually, whether it be watching the other one masturbate (penetration), oral sex (a form of sex) or just a super nice finger bang or blowjob, we still consider that a lemon.
Q: What if I find typos in my entry after it is posted? Can I edit them and re-submit my entry?
A: Should you find typos after your entry has been submitted and posted, you will need to wait until after the contest has closed to fix those. Unfortunately we won't have time to go in and fix these things for everyone, but you will be able to do with it what you need on your own profile, after winners are announced.
Q: Do I have to end my story in tragedy or HEA?
A: Stories do not have to end in HEA nor tradgedy, they must simply contain enough angst to fit the genre appropriately. How much is enough? Well, you're here for a reason, we leave that up to you :)
Q: Will the Judges know which entry is mine?
A: Only the Validation Team will be aware of which entries are yours, the Judges will be reading your submissions anonymously
That's about it folks! We look forward to hearing from you and hope that all of you out there will hit us with your best shot!
Friday, June 14, 2013
TLS's Flash-Fic Fridays are in full effect! Come and see who's flashing us this week: 6/14 - 6/19
FLASH-FIC IS HERE
JOIN US EACH FRIDAY TO SEE WHO'S FLASHING US
Each Friday a new prompt will be posted along with the previous week's winners.
What exactly is a Flash-Fic? It's pretty much a spur of the moment, tiny
story, prompted by words, images or silliness. Not sure if you've ever
been on twitter when this has happened, but it's pretty awesome when it
does. It also happens often in threads, with a combination of people
contributing.
How does it work? Each Friday one admin of TLS
posts a picture prompt here to the blog. Using this image, entries are
created by commenting on this post. Submissions must be 100-300 words
ONLY. No more, no less. The entries are then judged and we post the
winners here, each Friday, to share with all of you.
THIS WEEK'S NEW PROMPT
You will have until next Wednesday at 9 p.m. EST to submit your entry.
Picture prompt and judge this week is Six Dlbfive.
Please leave your submission in the comment section at the bottom of the post using this format:
- Your name (use your Twitter, Facebook or FFN name)
- Your link to your FFN profile if you choose to share it
- Submissions will be judged on Thursdays and on Friday the winning entry will be posted here, on the TLS blog.
This feature is open to everyone, so come one, come all!
LAST WEEK'S PROMPT AND WINNERS
FIRST PLACE
Name: @bebeginja
http://www.fanfiction.net/~bebeginja
Word count: 298
“Edward.”
I can feel her hands on me.
“Belllaahh,” I say groggily, rolling over. Her bed is soft, warm, and marinated in her scent.
“Edward get up.”
“Mmmm bab-“ THWACK!
What the FUCK?! I sit up, immediately stunned out of my sleepy haze by whatever just pounded the side of my head. Squinting into the sunlit room, I see Bella holding a pillow in front of her naked body. She’s gorgeous and frazzled.
“Edward. Get. Up. They’re. Coming!”
“Wha-? Who?”
“They know you’re here. They know you spent the night. Now get up, get dressed, and get OUT!”
I’m staring at her nipples as she frantically pulls a t-shirt over her head. We hear a car honk and her eyes go wide. I step to the window, still naked, and peek outside.
“Oh shit,” I laugh and flash my junk, waving both of my hands in a little dance. My smile disappears as Emmett gets out of his Jeep and stomps toward the house, cussing and mumbling under his breath. “Oh … shit.” Jasper sits in the passenger seat looking amused.
“See you soon babe!” Bella swats me away after a quick peck to the lips, and I head for the back door. I run around the side of the house, dressing along the way, and surprise Jaz when I jump into the back seat. Emmett hears my door slam and storms back to the car. He gets in and glares at me from the driver’s seat.
“You’re not supposed to see her for another … 4 hours!” he says, pointing to the clock on the dash.
“Sorry man, couldn’t help myself.” I’m not sorry.
“Whatever dude, let’s go. Dad will have MY ass if you’re late to your own wedding.”
I look up. Four hours until she’s mine forever.
I can feel her hands on me.
“Belllaahh,” I say groggily, rolling over. Her bed is soft, warm, and marinated in her scent.
“Edward get up.”
“Mmmm bab-“ THWACK!
What the FUCK?! I sit up, immediately stunned out of my sleepy haze by whatever just pounded the side of my head. Squinting into the sunlit room, I see Bella holding a pillow in front of her naked body. She’s gorgeous and frazzled.
“Edward. Get. Up. They’re. Coming!”
“Wha-? Who?”
“They know you’re here. They know you spent the night. Now get up, get dressed, and get OUT!”
I’m staring at her nipples as she frantically pulls a t-shirt over her head. We hear a car honk and her eyes go wide. I step to the window, still naked, and peek outside.
“Oh shit,” I laugh and flash my junk, waving both of my hands in a little dance. My smile disappears as Emmett gets out of his Jeep and stomps toward the house, cussing and mumbling under his breath. “Oh … shit.” Jasper sits in the passenger seat looking amused.
“See you soon babe!” Bella swats me away after a quick peck to the lips, and I head for the back door. I run around the side of the house, dressing along the way, and surprise Jaz when I jump into the back seat. Emmett hears my door slam and storms back to the car. He gets in and glares at me from the driver’s seat.
“You’re not supposed to see her for another … 4 hours!” he says, pointing to the clock on the dash.
“Sorry man, couldn’t help myself.” I’m not sorry.
“Whatever dude, let’s go. Dad will have MY ass if you’re late to your own wedding.”
I look up. Four hours until she’s mine forever.
SECOND PLACE
Name: CullensTwiMistress
FF link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2593677/cullenstwimistress
Word count: 300
Her apartment is across the alley from mine.
Bella.
She smirks and rolls her eyes, waving at me through her window as she sips her coffee.
I nod, acknowledging her and can’t help but chuckle when she sticks out her tongue.
We’ve known each other for a while now. As neighbors.
Oh, and I’m a bit of a voyeur and she’s a tad exhibitionist.
I think we’ve exchanged fewer words than we have orgasms, but we can’t stop.
Leaning my head against the glass, smiling, I watch as she puts down her coffee mug and removes her T-shirt.
The subtle flush of her cheeks as she throws the shirt on the floor is enough to make me hard without even getting a full view of her tits.
Even after seeing her completely naked and exposed more times than I can count, there’s a certain vulnerability in the way she glances back at me. That’s what gets me. Every time. Since the very first time.
I let my pants and boxers fall to the floor and watch as she bites her lip; something else that serves to entice as I stroke myself.
Once she’s completely naked and exposed to me, she sits on her kitchen table and spreads her legs. She’s glistening and ready; fingers deep and wet.
I stroke myself, imagining the slick feel and sweet smell of her sex as I pound into her.
My eyes don’t leave her body as we both find the release we sought.
She sits up, picking up her mug, and crosses her still bare legs as she resumes drinking her coffee.
Her eyes meet mine, happy and sated as I stand there naked and blissful, staring at the girl across the alley.
She smirks.
I grin.
Tomorrow.
I’ll knock on her door tomorrow.
Bella.
She smirks and rolls her eyes, waving at me through her window as she sips her coffee.
I nod, acknowledging her and can’t help but chuckle when she sticks out her tongue.
We’ve known each other for a while now. As neighbors.
Oh, and I’m a bit of a voyeur and she’s a tad exhibitionist.
I think we’ve exchanged fewer words than we have orgasms, but we can’t stop.
Leaning my head against the glass, smiling, I watch as she puts down her coffee mug and removes her T-shirt.
The subtle flush of her cheeks as she throws the shirt on the floor is enough to make me hard without even getting a full view of her tits.
Even after seeing her completely naked and exposed more times than I can count, there’s a certain vulnerability in the way she glances back at me. That’s what gets me. Every time. Since the very first time.
I let my pants and boxers fall to the floor and watch as she bites her lip; something else that serves to entice as I stroke myself.
Once she’s completely naked and exposed to me, she sits on her kitchen table and spreads her legs. She’s glistening and ready; fingers deep and wet.
I stroke myself, imagining the slick feel and sweet smell of her sex as I pound into her.
My eyes don’t leave her body as we both find the release we sought.
She sits up, picking up her mug, and crosses her still bare legs as she resumes drinking her coffee.
Her eyes meet mine, happy and sated as I stand there naked and blissful, staring at the girl across the alley.
She smirks.
I grin.
Tomorrow.
I’ll knock on her door tomorrow.
THIRD PLACE
@GeekChic12FF
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2331711/
Word count: 300
Tap
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Shaking off the fog of sleep, I sit up and try to determine what woke me.
Tap
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When I reach my window, one hand covering my junk, a smile stretches across my face at the sight down below.
I wave you up, and you begin climbing the latticework on the side of the house, landing deftly onto the overhang that extends over the wrap-around porch and under my window.
You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m pretty sure I fell in love with you the first time I saw you dance in a performance at school. I haven’t said the words yet, but they’re always there. Right on the tip of my tongue.
After realizing I’m still naked, having gotten lost in watching you move, I scramble toward my dresser to pull on some boxer-briefs.
Before I can get them all the way up though, you're smoothly crawling through my window.
Your gasp makes me chuckle. We haven’t quite gone far enough yet for you to have seen my bare ass.
Not that I haven’t wanted to.
"S-sorry," you stutter. "I just wanted to bring you your lucky hat for the big game tomorrow. You left it in my car."
Your face is flushed in embarrassment. You couldn't be cuter if you tried.
"You're coming tomorrow, right?"
"I haven't been able to find anyone to cover my shift. I-"
Interrupting you with a kiss, I pull you in close, and you release a sexy moan into my mouth as my hands grip your hips and squeeze. I know I’m not playing fair, but I NEED you at that game. YOU'RE my lucky charm now. Not some dirty, old hat.
You look dazed; your fingertips lightly touch your plump bottom lip.
"I'll call in sick."
Tap
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Shaking off the fog of sleep, I sit up and try to determine what woke me.
Tap
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When I reach my window, one hand covering my junk, a smile stretches across my face at the sight down below.
I wave you up, and you begin climbing the latticework on the side of the house, landing deftly onto the overhang that extends over the wrap-around porch and under my window.
You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m pretty sure I fell in love with you the first time I saw you dance in a performance at school. I haven’t said the words yet, but they’re always there. Right on the tip of my tongue.
After realizing I’m still naked, having gotten lost in watching you move, I scramble toward my dresser to pull on some boxer-briefs.
Before I can get them all the way up though, you're smoothly crawling through my window.
Your gasp makes me chuckle. We haven’t quite gone far enough yet for you to have seen my bare ass.
Not that I haven’t wanted to.
"S-sorry," you stutter. "I just wanted to bring you your lucky hat for the big game tomorrow. You left it in my car."
Your face is flushed in embarrassment. You couldn't be cuter if you tried.
"You're coming tomorrow, right?"
"I haven't been able to find anyone to cover my shift. I-"
Interrupting you with a kiss, I pull you in close, and you release a sexy moan into my mouth as my hands grip your hips and squeeze. I know I’m not playing fair, but I NEED you at that game. YOU'RE my lucky charm now. Not some dirty, old hat.
You look dazed; your fingertips lightly touch your plump bottom lip.
"I'll call in sick."
HONORABLE MENTION
Name: randomfish
Word Count: 296
I woke up alone in my bed and I heard soft noises coming from outside. I rolled off and lazily walked over to the window, not bothering to throw on clothes and smiling once my eyes saw two figures. I watched the two of them as they scrambled around the backyard, hanging up the last of the streamers wherever they could reach. I chuckled softly as I remembered at how adamant my lovely wife, Bella, was on decorating the area and just how excited she was when I eventually agreed. Somewhere in the middle of their talk, Bella had finally caught on to my presence and smirked, knowing that I was naked behind the window. Her tongue quickly swiped across her bottom lip and I flashed her favorite smirk, remembering what had happened only hours before.
Bella certainly had surprised me when I came home late from work and found her on our bed in that sexy lingerie she knew drove me crazy. It didn’t take long for me to completely undress and attack her, kissing her lips hungrily and removing her underwear painfully slow, smiling as she squirmed with impatience. After excessive teasing, only the sounds of our gasps and moans filled the air, and then the cries of my wife as she found her release…
My focus went back to the two as I saw Bella talking to the other figure and then pointing at me, most likely letting her know of my presence as well. I covered myself with my hands on reflex, even though my lower half was probably hidden behind the window. The petite figure turned around, looked up, and waved furiously to me with a huge grin on her face, her eyes sparkling with happiness. My eyes. “Happy Birthday, Daddy!”
Bella certainly had surprised me when I came home late from work and found her on our bed in that sexy lingerie she knew drove me crazy. It didn’t take long for me to completely undress and attack her, kissing her lips hungrily and removing her underwear painfully slow, smiling as she squirmed with impatience. After excessive teasing, only the sounds of our gasps and moans filled the air, and then the cries of my wife as she found her release…
My focus went back to the two as I saw Bella talking to the other figure and then pointing at me, most likely letting her know of my presence as well. I covered myself with my hands on reflex, even though my lower half was probably hidden behind the window. The petite figure turned around, looked up, and waved furiously to me with a huge grin on her face, her eyes sparkling with happiness. My eyes. “Happy Birthday, Daddy!”
HONORABLE MENTION
@primarycolors1
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1400881/primarycolors
word count: 300
She pulls the popcorn out of the microwave and smirks over her shoulder. “I’m not wearing panties.”
“Shut up.”
“Go ahead and check,” she says, leveling her devastating gaze at me. Her hair floats like a cloud, the sunset behind glowing red, framing her beautiful face in the square kitchen window.
Fuck, I love her.
“Maybe I will,” I shoot back.
“Kids!” she yells, not moving her eyes, daring me. “Popcorn’s ready!” She bends down, kisses two little noses. “Go on and start the movie, okay? Auntie Bella needs to talk to Mr. Edward for a minute.”
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“Hurry… come here…”
“Fuck, baby…” I gasp as she pulls up slow, slams down fast.
“That’s it... ride me, beautiful.”
“We don’t have long…” Bella likes to fuck hard until we’re both sopping wet, then she pulls away so she can lick herself off my dick. “Damn, I’ll never get tired of seeing that.”
She looks up, half lidded, lazy. Her tongue swirls and I’m dizzy. “Let me taste you,” I whisper, pulling her mouth to mine. “And get back on my dick so I can make you come.”
“So close…” she whines, throwing her head back. Her thighs tremble. “We need to hurry.”
I rub her clit, suck her nipple into my mouth, salty, sweet, I bite and she clenches, sobs, her eyes squeeze shut.
“Ohohoh, Edward, oh fuck…” Heat punches low in my belly as she pinches her own nipples, that vision sending me over the fucking edge.
“Auntie!!!” A little voice shrieks. “I’m telling!”
I can’t believe how fast she scrambles off me, throws on my t-shirt.
“You little sneak!”
“I’m telling Mommy you put your mouth on Mr. Edward’s peepee!”
I watch from the window, laughing.
He makes it all the way to the front yard before she catches him.
The Lemonade Stand would like to also thank all of the participants. We thoroughly enjoyed ALL of the entries.
The Lemonade Stand would like to also thank all of the participants. We thoroughly enjoyed ALL of the entries.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
IT'S HERE...The TLS Angst Contest!
TLS is proud to announce the 2013 TLS Angst Contest
Want all the last minute details? Follow us on twitter for updates: @TLSAngstContest
Also tune into twitter and follow us to play the #NameThatAngstyFic contest each week, where we post an angsty excerpt from one of our favorite ansty fics and you tweet your guess as to which fic it belongs to, to get points! The participant with the most points at the end of our contest run (July 30) will receive an
award banner for the most angsty answers!
We start accepting submissions this Saturday, June 15!
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"He doesn't burn for you, the way that I do. You'd fade away," he repeated again.
The Blessing and The Curse by TheBlackArrow
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I see him. Just standing there in the corner where the bar meets the wall. Smiling, eyes lit up, hair every which way. Smiling, like it's nothing. Smiling, like it's the easiest thing in the world. Smiling, like I don't even exist. Smiling, like he's forgotten I was ever here.
My stomach knots; my skin gets hot all over. Suddenly, it is eight months ago and I'm standing in his living room and he is nothing but indifferent to me. And I couldn't feel smaller or more useless.
There's nothing preventing him from shifting his eyes just so and seeing me standing there, staring at him. But my legs don't want to move, and I can't tear my eyes away.
Then, just like that, just so easy like it's nothing, he raises a bottle to his lips. And then, just like that, just so easy like it's nothing, my heart stops. Just for a second, but it's enough. Everything I feel washes out of me with the last of my breath.
I watch his lips pucker up to kiss the bottle's mouth; I watch his cheeks hollow slightly as he drinks; I watch the bob of his Adam's apple in his throat as the beer goes down. And he's still so beautiful even in this moment that it breaks my desperate fucking heart.
His eyes move and they meet mine. It's easy; it's nothing. I almost feel the other bodies brushing past and bumping into my body. I almost hear other voices talking and laughing and shouting. But I can't move and I can't speak.
His expression is shock, then fear, then - so easy, like nothing - his beautiful mouth twists up into an arrogant sneer. So beautiful and so ugly. And with his eyes locked with mine, and with his cruel, cruel sneer, he brings the bottle up and drinks again.
With Teeth by TalulaBlue
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You remember all the great stories that had you biting your nails, pulling your hair, screaming obscenities and switching positions, as you read through the angst, right? We do too, which is why we're here, asking you write us a one-shot that will tear us down, rip us apart and sew us back up with love and a lemon.
Although love no requirement, nor is an HEA, lemons are never negotiable here,
this is The Lemonade Stand.
Judges:
VampsHaveLaws
Rose Arcadia
Jaxon22
Mamasutra
Runtagua
Validators: PAWsPeaches, Twilover76, Ed Mazin, SixDlb5, Surething302
Banner Team: The Amazing Betti Gefecht made our promo banner above, All Awards Banners will be made by the lovely Soapy Mayhem and the 1st place Best Angst story gets their own story banner made by TypoKween!
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IMPORTANT DATES
June 15 – July 30: submissions accepted
August 1-7: Public voting is open
August 15: Winners will be announced
AWARD CATEGORIES - 15 Awards and counting!
Best Angst - 1st, 2nd, 3rd & Honorable Mentions
People's Choice
Judges Picks- Five Judges
Best Lemon
Best Non-Canon
Best Slash
Best HEA
Special Categories TBA
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ENTRIES
Entries should be in Word format and emailed to AngstContestTLS@gmail.com
ENTRY HEADER TEMPLATE:
(Format for each entry should be in Word Doc format and this header should be used as a
template for each submission)
Author name:
Email Address:
FFN profile page link:
Word Count:
Pairing:
Title of Story:
Story Summary:
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RULES:
Must have a valid ffn account.
This contest is open to 18 and older only please.
All entries should be rated M and include a lemon.
Entry should portray angst.
Length requirements: Minimum 3K words – Maximum 10K words.
Any Twilight pairing, is welcome, All worlds welcome.
If your pairing will give the story away, please include at least one Twilight character in your summary.
Your story must contain a summary. Summaries and Disclaimers will not count towards word requirements.
Absolutely no scenes depicting incest, rape or pedophilia. HOWEVER, we do understand that these things may have happened to your characters, which is acceptable, the acts just may not be depicted.
Submissions are anonymous. Please make sure you do all that you can, to keep it this way, until winners are announced.
Collaborations are welcome, but if you enter your story as collaboration you may not enter a personal submission and vice versa.
Since we pride ourselves in promoting quality fics at TLS, submissions must be beta'd. If you do not use a beta, please ensure that your spelling and grammar are acceptable or your entry will be returned to you with a request that it be beta'd.
Please feel free to promote the contest (facebook, twitter, tumblr, ffn, adf, twilighted, whereever you choose) but please do not give hints as to which entry is yours. This means that you may announce that you've entered the contest but you cannot disclose which entry is yours.
Please do not include any beta or pre-reader names. Please make sure that any pre-readers or betas aren't biased with reviews or leak which story is yours, this could lead to disqualification.
Once your entries are received, you will receive a reply letting you know that our team is verifying your story. Our team of validators will evaluate them to make sure all of the requirements have been met. When your submission is cleared for entry, it will be posted to this account, within 3 days of transmittal. Entries will be anon until the winners are revealed.
Any entries with sensitive subject matter should include a disclaimer in the summary. Disclaimers and summaries are not considered in the word count requirements.
You may not post your entry to your account until after August 15th or winners are announced, whichever comes last.
QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE:
Q: Can I continue my one-shot?
A: Absolutely! We hope that you do!
Q: I was wondering if it has to be a full on lemon? or can it be a little snippet?
A: Well, I do understand that a lot of you will want to continue your one-shots after this contest and we truly hope that you will. The most simple answer I have is as long as some type of penetration or form of sex occurs, we are good. You can save the full-on lemon for remaining chapters but we would like for your characters to explore each other in some way, sexually, whether it be watching the other one masturbate (penetration), oral sex (a form of sex) or just a super nice finger bang or blowjob, we still consider that a lemon.
Q: What if I find typos in my entry after it is posted? Can I edit them and re-submit my entry?
A: Should you find typos after your entry has been submitted and posted, you will need to wait until after the contest has closed to fix those. Unfortunately we won't have time to go in and fix these things for everyone, but you will be able to do with it what you need on your own profile, after winners are announced.
Q: Do I have to end my story in tragedy or HEA?
A: Stories do not have to end in HEA nor tradgedy, they must simply contain enough angst to fit the genre appropriately. How much is enough? Well, you're here for a reason, we leave that up to you :)
Q: Will the Judges know which entry is mine?
A: Only the Validation Team will be aware of which entries are yours, the Judges will be reading your submissions anonymously
That's about it folks! We look forward to hearing from you and hope that all of you out there will hit us with your best shot!
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